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S1 E4&5 - Aliens of London/World War Three

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Sep 14, 2023
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Find the links below to listen to series 1 episodes 4/5 of Doctor Who, Aliens of London and World War Three. Or see the transcript underneath.

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Alright, hello everybody and welcome back to another episode of Doctor Who.


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I'm Josh and with me as always is my co-host Jack.


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Hi there, sorry, the little pulls you do between the Doctor and the Who, it just makes me chuckle


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every time.


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That's one of my kind of interests, so delayed, I'm just sitting there laughing to myself.


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How's it going JP, you alright?


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I'm not bad, I'm not bad.


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I've got to say, I think this is probably, I know we're only four episodes in, but this


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is the one I'm most excited to talk about to be honest.


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Is it really?


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Yeah, we are doing episode four and episode five, it was a two-parter, we're going to


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be talking about both of those today, so it's going to be a little bit of an extended podcast,


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but it made sense as we said last week, do both of them at the same time and yeah, I've


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got to say, I'm excited, I've got a lot to talk about.


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I love that, well before we jump in, I just want to say thank you to everyone interacting


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with the Instagrams, we've just started up on thread, very topical at the minute, so


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thank you to everyone engaging with us there.


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Specifically, I'm going to give Raquel a shout out, she's going to be coming on in a few


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weeks time.


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Also a massive thank you to Vee, she's currently doing some artworks for us, she's going to


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be doing it episode by episode as we go on, and her Instagram at, so that you can go and


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see is at Vee's art, which is Vee, E E E S A R T T, thank you very much Vee, we really


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appreciate it.


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There's another podcast called Bowties are sometimes cool, things like a pretty good,


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they do more classic Who stuff than us, but definitely worth giving them a follow, and


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then Silly Lily and Doctors Vortex as well, thanks for the engagement guys, we really


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appreciate it, we appreciate the feedback and everything, and yeah, keep it coming,


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like, comment, subscribe, follow us wherever you can, we're doing this for you guys, so


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yeah, we really appreciate your support and engagement everybody.


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Yeah, no, really appreciate guys, and you know, as I said, any questions, anything you


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want us to talk about, want us to do, just let us know, you know, through Instagram,


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thread, email, whatever, just fire them over our way and we'll pick them up.


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But for now, as Jack said, we're looking at episodes four and five, Aliens of London and


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World War Three, and far away, JP, what did you think?


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You know what, I did have very mixed feelings about this, and it's actually more coming


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from a practical point rather than the actual story.


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Okay, but I've got to say, for a sci fi story, an alien attack in London that then progresses


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into just an invasion that's already happened.


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I mean, look, all I'm saying, Marvel copied the story, you know, this secret invasion,


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they're doing it as a new thing and everything like that, but yeah, Doctor Who did it, you


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know, nearly 20 years ago.


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Doctor Who did it first, yeah, exactly, secret invasion of...


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Yeah, exactly.


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No, I've got to say, really, really good.


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I mean, it's just, yeah, it's brilliant.


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It was really brilliant.


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I mean, the first note I've got is I clocked that I was assuming that they went back to,


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you know, they were going to go back to go see Rosie's mom, see Mickey and everything


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like that.


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And the first thing is, I thought that nice to know that London hasn't changed in nearly


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20 years, you know, it's still the same architecture that just hasn't changed, which...


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It is.


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Well, it hasn't changed for hundreds of years, really, to be fair.


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What, the Shard has popped up, the Gherkins popped up, I think that's about it, though,


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really.


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Let me ask you this, though, JP.


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This is the least well-received episodes of this series, the worst rated according to


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IMDB.


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Do you agree or do you disagree so far?


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Probably agree with what I've seen so far.


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I think it was probably the weaker episode.


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Are we saying it's both four and five or are we just saying four?


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Four and five, they're both the two worst reviewed of this season.


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I mean, it was a bit almost slapstick in some places, I guess, for the gas exchange and


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everything, which I could see why, you know, kind of if you like Bolter Who, I can't imagine


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you're someone that is watching something to watch, you know, for slapstick purposes.


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I feel like you're there for more, you know, kind of what I'd call intelligent humor,


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you know, something like that.


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But it is a kid show.


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It is a kid show, which is why I think they made all the fat people the aliens.


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But, you know, what kids are like that?


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Did you like the subtle social commentary?


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I didn't pick up on it the first hundred times I've watched it, of fat politicians with


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hot air inside them just gas all the time.


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Yeah, it took me ages to pick up on that very subtle bit of social commentary, as I said.


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Did you get it?


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Yeah, no, I got it.


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I got it.


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I think it's still relevant now to be honest.


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I reckon we should do it.


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We should do a test in there.


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You know, just get everybody to eat a raw pickle, like, you know, kind of in a jar.


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And I'm saying at least a third, maybe, you know.


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Well, I was actually thinking a similar thing, right?


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If this was to happen nowadays with the real life government, we don't really have any


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fat politicians anymore, to be fair, do we?


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Do you reckon they'd fit inside Boris?


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Probably Boris.


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Yeah, definitely Boris.


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Definitely not Jacob Rees-Mogg.


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No, definitely not.


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He's a beanpole.


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You know, you're not fitting a hamster in there.


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Well, he's definitely a different species of alien.


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Yeah, that's for sure.


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Yeah.


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Who else, to be honest?


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Dianne Abbott, definitely Dianne Abbott.


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Who else?


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Who else?


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I'd say Boris, definitely Boris Johnson.


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I don't really know any more politicians.


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Duncan Smith is it somewhere?


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I think Scotland's definitely got a few, I don't even know if he is Scottish, actually,


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but definitely Scotland's got the fatter MPs, I would say.


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I don't know.


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I mean, admittedly, I don't actually watch a lot of, you know, kind of politics on TV.


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It's important, but it's not the kind of thing that I'm watching TV for.


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So I only know people that kind of make fuck-ups and end up on the front page of the newspaper


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and I walk past and go, oh, look at that guy.


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There could be, there could be.


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But no, I thought it was a very, very interesting story.


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But there was a few minor things that did kind of irk me.


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And I can see why, if you're a fan of kind of clean cut stuff, why that might be not,


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you know, why it wouldn't have been as well received as something else.


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Do you want to start with that stuff or start with the good stuff?


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Let's start with that stuff.


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We'll get the bad stuff out of the way and then we'll finish on the good stuff, always


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finish on the high.


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So I mean, the main thing for me is it was just like, it was really, really weird because


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it was just, everything was so like, security was so lax.


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You know, it was just like, and I'll go right from the start, like right from the start,


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they're in the hospital and you know, you've got all these people going back and forward


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and you're like, all right, so we've got this alien species that's come down, we've transported


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the body, everything, all that.


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And you've got the doctor there with no gloves, no mask, no nothing like that.


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She just like, yeah, you know, I'm just like, surely, you know, just anyone could walk in.


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I know he was like the, you know, the general or something like that, but it was just like,


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you know, and then the doctor turns up.


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And I know the doctor's very, you know, kind of charismatic and he's very, you know, you


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almost get a feeling that this guy knows what he's talking about, but you've got these guys


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that, you know, the soldiers there.


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Yeah, I'm assuming the most highly trained.


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And then he just pops stuff in the middle of their smoke break and he just goes, right,


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let's do a Delta plan.


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Let's go.


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And then they just, yeah, Delta plan D, which is just run down a corridor.


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Yeah.


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And I'm just like, yeah, it's just incredible.


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And yeah, I just, I, it's very, very, you know, the bit where, where the, the actual,


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where they're chasing them through down in street.


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And they're like, don't go upstairs.


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It's just like, yeah, with the soldiers.


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Yeah.


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Yeah.


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Surely there'd be like loads of noise upstairs and as a serving police officer or close protection


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or so you'd go, maybe I should go investigate out there.


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Yeah, exactly.


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Exactly.


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There's a lot of hand waving to be done in these episodes.


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Yeah, no, no, definitely, definitely.


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And it was, you know, it was, it was literally just, I mean, yeah, where was it?


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I'll put, I'll just, yeah, that would I put, I just said, yeah, security, security is bad.


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You know, nobody looks in the car.


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There's just so many things in that those two episodes that are convenient for the plot.


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And the only reason they happen is to just serve the plot.


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And it's not too bad if you do, you know, a few subtle things like going back to episode


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one with the, with the ID card he chose him.


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It's just, I can't remember what did he call it?


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The ID card.


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That's just everything.


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It's just whatever you need.


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It is.


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Oh, the psychic.


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That's it.


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Psychic papers, you know, something like that, you know, a universal translator, even the


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sonic screwdriver, you know, it's just a plot device that just helps carry the story.


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So one isn't bad, but when you've, when you've pretty much got not one, but two episodes


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based on plot, you know, kind of things that happen, yeah.


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Yeah.


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Just, I don't know.


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It was, it almost seemed a bit forced, but yeah, I think that was, you know, that was


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it.


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So what should we do?


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Should we go through the good parts and then go chronologically or how do you want to do


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this?


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Yeah, I mean, just touching on a few points that you've raised already, the doctor that


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wasn't wearing any PPE, she comes back as a main character in the torch with TV series.


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Really?


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Yeah.


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So actually to our listeners, let us know if you want to do torchwood when we get there


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because we could do one episode, torches one episode, doc two, like as it releases simultaneously.


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I would quite like to go through that with you.


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That torchwoods fucking scary shit man, compared to this.


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Like it's still scary.


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Really?


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Yeah.


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It's brutal, mate.


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Glory as hell.


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Oh, there was one.


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And so the soldiers, right?


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Unit.


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He calls them the United Nations intelligence task force, right?


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Unit.


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Yeah.


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In every other series, it's called the unified intelligence task force because the United


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Nations complained apparently that they were using their name without their permission.


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They had to change it from United Nations to unified.


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How funny is that?


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Well, that's the only actual thing that the United Nations have done that have had any


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kind of effect.


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Wow, they complained about a Doctor Who episode.


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And do you reckon there was one guy at the United Nations that was just sent there at


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the time, it probably would have been sent around Bahia, wouldn't it?


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They were just like, we've been mentioned on the, on Doctor Who.


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They're just like one of the high ups of the United Nations walk past and was like, nope,


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I'm not evident in any of this.


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Right.


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Who do I know at the BBC?


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That's it.


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That's quite funny, actually.


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I got bored though.


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Like, just very strange.


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I know, isn't it?


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How funny is the United Nations?


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How uncool.


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Oh dear.


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I have one other question for you as well.


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Rose's hair.


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Did you notice her weird little Jedi paddle one braid that she had throughout this?


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I did.


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You know what, that was one of the points I put down.


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It's the most distracting thing I've ever seen.


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I mean, there was nothing in the episode about it.


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Is it something that is explained further down the line or is that just, it just was


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there?


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I mean, that's the series running Easter egg that I've just given you a hint to.


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She just actually slowly like, in the final episode of season one of Doctor Who, she actually


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comes out looking like Princess Leia at the end of Return of the Jedi.


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It's just like a lot of Ewoks that are just hidden in the set and they're just like, that


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is the hidden alien species.


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The Ewoks are really for some reason good at planning here.


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It just, I'd never noticed it before.


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And in light of that, I never knew the Slyvene had a little tail as well.


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That's something that I'd never ever in a million years have picked up on.


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And I was like, they've got tails, what the fuck?


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I mean, they were based on lizards.


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I mean, I quite liked how they, when they blinked or here we go, here's the question,


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is it blinked or blank?


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The triple one it is.


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Blinked?


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I know.


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Blinked or blank?


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Anyway, whenever they blinked, it went kind of like the slit was vertical rather than


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horizontal.


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Yeah.


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Probably like a lizard.


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I like that.


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It's a really weird, like kind of, almost like a baby face.


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Like with the, you know, the really chubby cheeks and everything.


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That was a bit of a weird design, but...


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I really like the design.


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Yeah.


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Are you a fan or?


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Yeah, no, I am.


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It's weird, wonderful.


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It's everything you want from an alien species really.


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Well you'll be pleased to know that they come back.


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Actually in this series, they come back, I think.


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Well, yeah, they're bargain hunters, you know, they're caught in retribution.


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Can you remember the planet that they're from, JP?


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This always comes up in Doctor Who quizzes and stuff.


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No, and honestly, I can't.


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I think it's Raxacora Cofallipatorius.


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And I hate that I know that.


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I hate how much of a geek this podcast is outing me to be, but...


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I tell you what though, remind me, the next time we go to a Doctor Who themed podcast,


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I'm just going to have you just on speakerphone on the table.


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And I'll be like, right, Josh, over to you.


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You know, this is it.


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This is your time to shine.


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Yeah, no, because that's right, because there's a really interesting thing.


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I know with Skipper there, but it's that really interesting thing when they're trying to narrow


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it down.


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Yes, yes, right there, right there.


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Yeah, I thought that was that was very cool.


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But yeah, so yeah, no, so should we start chronologically?


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Yeah, fire away, JP.


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Yeah, of course.


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So the interesting thing is, for me, I wondered, because of course, I know you mentioned about


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the Easter eggs and everything.


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He was like, an example you gave was there was someone trying to contact the doctor throughout


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the season.


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And I wondered if because there's a kid right at the start, the graffiti's bad wolf onto


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the TARDIS.


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Yes.


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And of course, at the end of the episode, the end of the second episode, the kids cleaning


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off while the doctors there watching him.


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Yeah, which I quite love.


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I mean, yeah, it's the best way to do it.


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You know, you definitely learn from your mistakes and everything.


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But I wondered if that potentially could have been like bad wolf as in, you know, some kind


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of alien wolf thing.


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But then the fact that they cleaned it off at the end, maybe think maybe not.


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If it had been more significant, they probably would have kept it or only shown it once.


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But yeah, very interesting that they messed up with the time.


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They went a year later as opposed to 10 seconds or a minute later.


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That's a really interesting concept, right?


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Yeah, I mean, it makes it's just very well.


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And again, that's how time works for me, isn't it?


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You know, they could go off for what is perceived as Rose and the doctor for five years and


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then come back and it was only gone 10 seconds.


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I think that's the coolest thing.


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That's the thing I really couldn't get my head around.


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You know, and again, how the second episode ended.


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It was like, wow, that yeah, that makes sense.


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They literally could come back 10 seconds later and then they could have had six seasons


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worth of content.


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Adventures, yeah.


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That's it.


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So I like that.


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I've got to say, though, Rosie's mom had the best line in any episode so far where she


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goes up and she's like, you're a doctor, stitch this and just absolutely slaps the doctor.


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I just like that is brilliant.


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I'm now going to start using that in my life because I feel like that is something I need


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to, you know, if you're a doctor, stitch this.


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Yeah, that's what it is.


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Yeah, I think we found that the doctor is not, no, I don't, I put looking good for 900


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years old.


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No, it wasn't the doctor.


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He was the doctor.


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It was established that he's 900 years old.


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I'm not sure you may have to correct me on this one, but he's I mean, does he count when


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he regenerates?


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Because I know that he regenerates.


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That's something I know.


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It is completely unknown.


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He's throughout like, um, Eccleston and Tennant is pretty consistent.


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His age, he's tends to be pretty consistent.


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And then when Moffat takes over, it's just all over the place.


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He's been alive for a thousand years, 900 years, 10, like all over the place.


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So his age isn't really a thing.


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But yeah, throughout Russell's era, he tends to keep on referring to himself as about 900


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years old.


335

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Okay, cool.


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So yeah, so it's not, I mean, does that count in the regeneration?


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So let's say if he regenerates, he still counts him.


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So he doesn't start from one again or does he start from one again?


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I don't, I don't know.


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I thought that might be actually a good way around it because every doctor does give different,


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like it's so inconsistent.


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Maybe that is the answer, but yeah, it's never sort of, or to date, it hasn't really been


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revealed yet.


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But yeah, I think for the purpose of these series, he's about 900 years old.


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Can we speak that bit when he's on the rooftop with Rose and they're talking about the age


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and everything.


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I love that she just goes, you're so gay.


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I'm like, oh yeah, this is, yeah, this is a 20 year old TV program.


349

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Yeah.


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I remember now.


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Yeah.


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I mean, there's certain things, you know, you watch and I know that things have kind


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of moved on and everything for the better, my eyes, you know, but you do get now and


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again, it just like you, you almost like wince, didn't you?


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You just think, oh yeah, that's, you know, especially the BBC as well, you know,


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But that threw me, that threw me because Russell is gay.


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Russell is like a big activist in the gay community and he's gay himself.


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So I looked up and he did, there's an interview where he says he just included it because


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that's how people spoke back then.


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Not an insult.


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That's just, people would say that if you came, like, you know, we were at school at


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this time, if you'd have come in with like a bright pink rucksack or something, we'd


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have gone, look at you, that's gay.


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If you did something uncool, it would be gay.


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You know what I mean?


366

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Yeah.


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It's, it's a very, I mean, you know, kind of without devianting too much, Only Fools


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on Horses actually kind of portrayed this the best because if you watch some of the


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first kind of episodes in the Only Fools on Horses, they do use some, you know, terms


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and they do use language today that isn't appropriate now.


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Yes.


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However, as time went on, because of course, Only Fools on Horses ran for a while, and


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I'm assuming this is the same with Doctor Who as well, as it went on, of course, you


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know, things changed and you know, what people couldn't say and everything like that kind


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of progressed.


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You then noticed that they kind of, they actually tailor the characters, the way that they speak,


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like they'd actually speak like someone that was there and then rather than speaking like


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someone that was in the past and going, oh, well, you know, we're just keeping up tradition


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and everything.


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They, they progress the characters forward with the times.


381

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Yeah.


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Especially when you've got a character like Del Boy who is so desperate to fit in with


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whatever's called at the time.


384

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Yeah.


385

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It totally makes sense.


386

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No, that's it.


387

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That's it.


388

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And again, it's one of those things like, you know, us looking back in 2004, you know,


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at 2005, people would have said that all the time.


390

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Yeah, exactly.


391

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You know, it was just, it was just the common thing, you know?


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And it's just, you know, it's not, put it this way, it's not the end of the world because


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it, you know, it could, it could just be that, you know, actually it's a compliment, but


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at the same time, it's probably not.


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If, if I was, if I was going to head for a bet, she probably used that as an insult rather


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than a compliment, but hey, is what it is.


397

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Yeah.


398

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So, uh, how good does that crash look as well though?


399

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Yeah.


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I mean, the, the, the, the, the, like, it was, I've got to say the CGI for the spaceship


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going through big Ben was very good.


402

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I, I, I've got to say for a BBC, uh, you know, series that didn't have the biggest budget


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in the world, you can tell that they went, you know, they, they just put, they, they


404

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went all in and they went, well, we're going to make this a big CGI thing.


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We're going to try and get as many people in as possible and then further down the line,


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we'll try and keep them in.


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And I've got to say, it looks incredible.


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The only weird thing is though, when the spaceship crashed, I'm sure it made a truck hall.


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I did pick up on that as well.


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And of course watching the series, I mean, I've had to take a few notes out of, you know,


411

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kind of out of my notes because, you know, it was just like, there was a few things I


412

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was like, Oh, well, you know, why didn't, why didn't the spaceship just landed the river


413

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before of course, you know, further down the line, you find that it's a, it's an entire


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plot and that's why I didn't.


415

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Yes.


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But it was just like things, things like that.


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But the only thing I couldn't work out is I was like these aliens, they've got all of


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this, you know, kind of access to intergalactic technology and yet they put a truck on a crash


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in the spaceship.


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Couldn't work that one out.


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But anyway, so that's, yeah, so that's, that's that.


422

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But yeah, no, the, the only thing that actually, in fact, I didn't actually have time to do


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it, but the army pull up when, when the first, yeah, when the spaceship crashes, everything


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goes into lockdown, the inverted commerce, the crack team of the soldiers turn up and


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there's, there's a number on the side of a truck, which is, they don't really do it anymore.


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Or at least I've not seen it, but you know, it's like sometimes they're like, Oh, how's


427

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my driving?


428

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And you had a number on there.


429

00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:07,240

Well, one of them turned up on the side and it had that on the side.


430

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I was like, is that a thing that they'd actually would have put on a truck?


431

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Or was that just that they borrowed someone's truck and they couldn't like take it over


432

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or something?


433

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Good question.


434

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Yeah.


435

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You didn't call it, no?


436

00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,240

Didn't call it because it was an 0800 number.


437

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And to be honest, you know, it's 0800 numbers are expensive now.


438

00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:27,040

You're not ready to invest in the podcast that much yet.


439

00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:31,760

Oh, well, you know, I mean, like it's anybody's listening that wants to sponsor and you know,


440

00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:35,880

enable me to ring an 0800 number to find out it's just actually a number that doesn't work.


441

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You know, please feel free.


442

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But now it almost, I didn't have time.


443

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I just ran out of time.


444

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Cause I, the problem is, is I wanted to watch the two episodes as close together as possible.


445

00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:45,160

Yeah.


446

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Cause I didn't want to leave as much time, you know, I wanted to go straight off the


447

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bat and I literally only did it a couple of days ago.


448

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So I haven't really had time to kind of miss just, I've got to get the episodes, watch


449

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got to watch them.


450

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And as I said, wanted to watch them back to back, which, which I'm glad I did with fairness.


451

00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:01,680

Yeah.


452

00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:02,680

No, no, good.


453

00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:06,000

I just want to say is what the Big Ben thing, not CGI, they use miniatures and they smashed


454

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the miniature.


455

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That's how they did it.


456

00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,000

Really?


457

00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,000

Yeah.


458

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I thought that was pretty cool.


459

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No CGI for that Big Ben crash.


460

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It's interesting because that didn't look like, I wouldn't, again, I know the time has


461

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passed on since the, you know, the original Star Wars films, but you can tell that they're


462

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miniatures.


463

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Yes.


464

00:22:26,360 --> 00:22:28,880

You know, the way they move is very stop motion and everything like that.


465

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But that didn't, that Big Ben and the spaceship didn't actually look like kind of figurines


466

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or anything.


467

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They are fair play to them.


468

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They've done that really well.


469

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Yeah.


470

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Yeah.


471

00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,240

It looks really cool.


472

00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:40,240

Right.


473

00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,800

So moving on, what did you think of like all the news reports and everything?


474

00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:43,800

Brilliant.


475

00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:44,800

Blue Peter was on there as well.


476

00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:45,800

You know, you got to love it.


477

00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:46,800

Old style 2005 style Blue Peter.


478

00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:47,800

I love it.


479

00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:48,800

I think that's brilliant.


480

00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:56,080

And again, it's how I remember the news being like back in 2005.


481

00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:57,080

You know, that was the thing.


482

00:22:57,080 --> 00:23:01,040

I mean, nowadays when they're like kind of, you know, kind of shipping a body away from


483

00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,920

a scene or saying all that, they put screens up and everything.


484

00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:04,920

But not back then.


485

00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:05,920

They were, you know, the journalists were everywhere.


486

00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:06,920

They were like, yeah, go on.


487

00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:11,800

We're going to hide in the bin or like literally going on the crane or something just to get


488

00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:12,800

the shot.


489

00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:13,800

And they'd be like, yeah, put it on TV.


490

00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:18,440

That's that's what nobody's ever going to get that kind of emotional trauma for that.


491

00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:22,880

I love the idea that they just left the nearest bridge open and you've just got the punters


492

00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:23,880

on this bridge.


493

00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:24,880

You've got to lose count.


494

00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:25,880

I'm like, come on.


495

00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,800

That would so not happen if that was the case.


496

00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:29,800

Oh, yeah.


497

00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:30,800

Oh, yeah.


498

00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:31,800

For sure.


499

00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,800

Especially when London's like completely, I mean, London's grid lots are the best at


500

00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:34,800

times.


501

00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,840

But, you know, the fact that they couldn't drive anywhere, it's just like, how did so


502

00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,840

many people get on the bridge?


503

00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:43,920

And so I'll go on, mate.


504

00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:47,920

I was to say, there's one there's one newscaster run along and he's just like, look, the taxi


505

00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:48,920

stopped.


506

00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:49,920

We got to go.


507

00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,040

And he's just running along with his cameraman behind him, just legging it through the streets


508

00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,480

of London to make it to the bridge.


509

00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:56,400

You know, it's yeah, they made me chuckle.


510

00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:57,600

So this will make you laugh.


511

00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:02,880

The reason that whenever you see the news or Blue Peter and stuff, it's like a filming


512

00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:08,240

of a TV rather than like the news report actually being on the screen is because there's a law


513

00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:14,080

or there was a law in place at the time where you couldn't like in an entertainment show,


514

00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:18,680

you couldn't broadcast a fake news because there was a fear that people would believe


515

00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:19,680

it was real.


516

00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:23,760

So the way to get around it was you'd have to film it on the telly on the TV.


517

00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:29,120

I can love that is just the most ridiculous rule I've ever fucking heard.




 
 
 

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