S1 E4&5 - Aliens of London/World War Three

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Alright, hello everybody and welcome back to another episode of Doctor Who.
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I'm Josh and with me as always is my co-host Jack.
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Hi there, sorry, the little pulls you do between the Doctor and the Who, it just makes me chuckle
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every time.
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That's one of my kind of interests, so delayed, I'm just sitting there laughing to myself.
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How's it going JP, you alright?
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I'm not bad, I'm not bad.
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I've got to say, I think this is probably, I know we're only four episodes in, but this
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is the one I'm most excited to talk about to be honest.
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Is it really?
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Yeah, we are doing episode four and episode five, it was a two-parter, we're going to
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be talking about both of those today, so it's going to be a little bit of an extended podcast,
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but it made sense as we said last week, do both of them at the same time and yeah, I've
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got to say, I'm excited, I've got a lot to talk about.
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I love that, well before we jump in, I just want to say thank you to everyone interacting
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with the Instagrams, we've just started up on thread, very topical at the minute, so
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thank you to everyone engaging with us there.
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Specifically, I'm going to give Raquel a shout out, she's going to be coming on in a few
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weeks time.
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appreciate it.
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appreciate it, we appreciate the feedback and everything, and yeah, keep it coming,
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like, comment, subscribe, follow us wherever you can, we're doing this for you guys, so
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yeah, we really appreciate your support and engagement everybody.
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Yeah, no, really appreciate guys, and you know, as I said, any questions, anything you
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want us to talk about, want us to do, just let us know, you know, through Instagram,
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thread, email, whatever, just fire them over our way and we'll pick them up.
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But for now, as Jack said, we're looking at episodes four and five, Aliens of London and
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World War Three, and far away, JP, what did you think?
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You know what, I did have very mixed feelings about this, and it's actually more coming
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from a practical point rather than the actual story.
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Okay, but I've got to say, for a sci fi story, an alien attack in London that then progresses
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into just an invasion that's already happened.
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I mean, look, all I'm saying, Marvel copied the story, you know, this secret invasion,
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they're doing it as a new thing and everything like that, but yeah, Doctor Who did it, you
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know, nearly 20 years ago.
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Doctor Who did it first, yeah, exactly, secret invasion of...
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Yeah, exactly.
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No, I've got to say, really, really good.
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I mean, it's just, yeah, it's brilliant.
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It was really brilliant.
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I mean, the first note I've got is I clocked that I was assuming that they went back to,
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you know, they were going to go back to go see Rosie's mom, see Mickey and everything
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like that.
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And the first thing is, I thought that nice to know that London hasn't changed in nearly
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20 years, you know, it's still the same architecture that just hasn't changed, which...
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It is.
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Well, it hasn't changed for hundreds of years, really, to be fair.
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What, the Shard has popped up, the Gherkins popped up, I think that's about it, though,
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really.
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Let me ask you this, though, JP.
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This is the least well-received episodes of this series, the worst rated according to
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IMDB.
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Do you agree or do you disagree so far?
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Probably agree with what I've seen so far.
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I think it was probably the weaker episode.
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Are we saying it's both four and five or are we just saying four?
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Four and five, they're both the two worst reviewed of this season.
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I mean, it was a bit almost slapstick in some places, I guess, for the gas exchange and
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everything, which I could see why, you know, kind of if you like Bolter Who, I can't imagine
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you're someone that is watching something to watch, you know, for slapstick purposes.
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I feel like you're there for more, you know, kind of what I'd call intelligent humor,
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you know, something like that.
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But it is a kid show.
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It is a kid show, which is why I think they made all the fat people the aliens.
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But, you know, what kids are like that?
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Did you like the subtle social commentary?
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I didn't pick up on it the first hundred times I've watched it, of fat politicians with
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hot air inside them just gas all the time.
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Yeah, it took me ages to pick up on that very subtle bit of social commentary, as I said.
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Did you get it?
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Yeah, no, I got it.
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I got it.
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I think it's still relevant now to be honest.
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I reckon we should do it.
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We should do a test in there.
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You know, just get everybody to eat a raw pickle, like, you know, kind of in a jar.
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And I'm saying at least a third, maybe, you know.
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Well, I was actually thinking a similar thing, right?
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If this was to happen nowadays with the real life government, we don't really have any
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fat politicians anymore, to be fair, do we?
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Do you reckon they'd fit inside Boris?
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Probably Boris.
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Yeah, definitely Boris.
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Definitely not Jacob Rees-Mogg.
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No, definitely not.
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He's a beanpole.
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You know, you're not fitting a hamster in there.
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Well, he's definitely a different species of alien.
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Yeah, that's for sure.
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Yeah.
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Who else, to be honest?
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Dianne Abbott, definitely Dianne Abbott.
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Who else?
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Who else?
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I'd say Boris, definitely Boris Johnson.
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I don't really know any more politicians.
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Duncan Smith is it somewhere?
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I think Scotland's definitely got a few, I don't even know if he is Scottish, actually,
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but definitely Scotland's got the fatter MPs, I would say.
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I don't know.
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I mean, admittedly, I don't actually watch a lot of, you know, kind of politics on TV.
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It's important, but it's not the kind of thing that I'm watching TV for.
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So I only know people that kind of make fuck-ups and end up on the front page of the newspaper
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and I walk past and go, oh, look at that guy.
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There could be, there could be.
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But no, I thought it was a very, very interesting story.
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But there was a few minor things that did kind of irk me.
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And I can see why, if you're a fan of kind of clean cut stuff, why that might be not,
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you know, why it wouldn't have been as well received as something else.
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Do you want to start with that stuff or start with the good stuff?
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Let's start with that stuff.
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We'll get the bad stuff out of the way and then we'll finish on the good stuff, always
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finish on the high.
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So I mean, the main thing for me is it was just like, it was really, really weird because
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it was just, everything was so like, security was so lax.
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You know, it was just like, and I'll go right from the start, like right from the start,
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they're in the hospital and you know, you've got all these people going back and forward
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and you're like, all right, so we've got this alien species that's come down, we've transported
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the body, everything, all that.
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And you've got the doctor there with no gloves, no mask, no nothing like that.
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She just like, yeah, you know, I'm just like, surely, you know, just anyone could walk in.
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I know he was like the, you know, the general or something like that, but it was just like,
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you know, and then the doctor turns up.
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And I know the doctor's very, you know, kind of charismatic and he's very, you know, you
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almost get a feeling that this guy knows what he's talking about, but you've got these guys
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that, you know, the soldiers there.
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Yeah, I'm assuming the most highly trained.
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And then he just pops stuff in the middle of their smoke break and he just goes, right,
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let's do a Delta plan.
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Let's go.
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And then they just, yeah, Delta plan D, which is just run down a corridor.
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Yeah.
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And I'm just like, yeah, it's just incredible.
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And yeah, I just, I, it's very, very, you know, the bit where, where the, the actual,
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where they're chasing them through down in street.
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And they're like, don't go upstairs.
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It's just like, yeah, with the soldiers.
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Yeah.
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Surely there'd be like loads of noise upstairs and as a serving police officer or close protection
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or so you'd go, maybe I should go investigate out there.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Exactly.
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There's a lot of hand waving to be done in these episodes.
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Yeah, no, no, definitely, definitely.
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And it was, you know, it was, it was literally just, I mean, yeah, where was it?
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I'll put, I'll just, yeah, that would I put, I just said, yeah, security, security is bad.
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You know, nobody looks in the car.
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There's just so many things in that those two episodes that are convenient for the plot.
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And the only reason they happen is to just serve the plot.
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And it's not too bad if you do, you know, a few subtle things like going back to episode
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one with the, with the ID card he chose him.
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It's just, I can't remember what did he call it?
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The ID card.
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That's just everything.
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It's just whatever you need.
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It is.
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Oh, the psychic.
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That's it.
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Psychic papers, you know, something like that, you know, a universal translator, even the
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sonic screwdriver, you know, it's just a plot device that just helps carry the story.
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So one isn't bad, but when you've, when you've pretty much got not one, but two episodes
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based on plot, you know, kind of things that happen, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Just, I don't know.
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It was, it almost seemed a bit forced, but yeah, I think that was, you know, that was
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it.
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So what should we do?
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Should we go through the good parts and then go chronologically or how do you want to do
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this?
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Yeah, I mean, just touching on a few points that you've raised already, the doctor that
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wasn't wearing any PPE, she comes back as a main character in the torch with TV series.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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So actually to our listeners, let us know if you want to do torchwood when we get there
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because we could do one episode, torches one episode, doc two, like as it releases simultaneously.
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I would quite like to go through that with you.
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That torchwoods fucking scary shit man, compared to this.
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Like it's still scary.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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It's brutal, mate.
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Glory as hell.
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Oh, there was one.
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And so the soldiers, right?
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Unit.
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He calls them the United Nations intelligence task force, right?
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Unit.
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Yeah.
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In every other series, it's called the unified intelligence task force because the United
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Nations complained apparently that they were using their name without their permission.
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They had to change it from United Nations to unified.
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How funny is that?
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Well, that's the only actual thing that the United Nations have done that have had any
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kind of effect.
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Wow, they complained about a Doctor Who episode.
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And do you reckon there was one guy at the United Nations that was just sent there at
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the time, it probably would have been sent around Bahia, wouldn't it?
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They were just like, we've been mentioned on the, on Doctor Who.
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They're just like one of the high ups of the United Nations walk past and was like, nope,
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I'm not evident in any of this.
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Right.
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Who do I know at the BBC?
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That's it.
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That's quite funny, actually.
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I got bored though.
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Like, just very strange.
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I know, isn't it?
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How funny is the United Nations?
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How uncool.
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Oh dear.
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I have one other question for you as well.
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Rose's hair.
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Did you notice her weird little Jedi paddle one braid that she had throughout this?
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I did.
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You know what, that was one of the points I put down.
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It's the most distracting thing I've ever seen.
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I mean, there was nothing in the episode about it.
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Is it something that is explained further down the line or is that just, it just was
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there?
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I mean, that's the series running Easter egg that I've just given you a hint to.
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She just actually slowly like, in the final episode of season one of Doctor Who, she actually
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comes out looking like Princess Leia at the end of Return of the Jedi.
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It's just like a lot of Ewoks that are just hidden in the set and they're just like, that
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is the hidden alien species.
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The Ewoks are really for some reason good at planning here.
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It just, I'd never noticed it before.
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And in light of that, I never knew the Slyvene had a little tail as well.
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That's something that I'd never ever in a million years have picked up on.
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And I was like, they've got tails, what the fuck?
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I mean, they were based on lizards.
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I mean, I quite liked how they, when they blinked or here we go, here's the question,
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is it blinked or blank?
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The triple one it is.
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Blinked?
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I know.
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Blinked or blank?
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Anyway, whenever they blinked, it went kind of like the slit was vertical rather than
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horizontal.
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Yeah.
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Probably like a lizard.
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I like that.
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It's a really weird, like kind of, almost like a baby face.
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Like with the, you know, the really chubby cheeks and everything.
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That was a bit of a weird design, but...
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I really like the design.
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Yeah.
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Are you a fan or?
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Yeah, no, I am.
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It's weird, wonderful.
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It's everything you want from an alien species really.
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Well you'll be pleased to know that they come back.
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Actually in this series, they come back, I think.
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Well, yeah, they're bargain hunters, you know, they're caught in retribution.
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Can you remember the planet that they're from, JP?
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This always comes up in Doctor Who quizzes and stuff.
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No, and honestly, I can't.
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I think it's Raxacora Cofallipatorius.
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And I hate that I know that.
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I hate how much of a geek this podcast is outing me to be, but...
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I tell you what though, remind me, the next time we go to a Doctor Who themed podcast,
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I'm just going to have you just on speakerphone on the table.
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And I'll be like, right, Josh, over to you.
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You know, this is it.
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This is your time to shine.
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Yeah, no, because that's right, because there's a really interesting thing.
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I know with Skipper there, but it's that really interesting thing when they're trying to narrow
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it down.
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Yes, yes, right there, right there.
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Yeah, I thought that was that was very cool.
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But yeah, so yeah, no, so should we start chronologically?
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Yeah, fire away, JP.
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Yeah, of course.
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So the interesting thing is, for me, I wondered, because of course, I know you mentioned about
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the Easter eggs and everything.
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He was like, an example you gave was there was someone trying to contact the doctor throughout
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the season.
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And I wondered if because there's a kid right at the start, the graffiti's bad wolf onto
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the TARDIS.
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Yes.
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And of course, at the end of the episode, the end of the second episode, the kids cleaning
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off while the doctors there watching him.
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Yeah, which I quite love.
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I mean, yeah, it's the best way to do it.
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You know, you definitely learn from your mistakes and everything.
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But I wondered if that potentially could have been like bad wolf as in, you know, some kind
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of alien wolf thing.
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But then the fact that they cleaned it off at the end, maybe think maybe not.
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If it had been more significant, they probably would have kept it or only shown it once.
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But yeah, very interesting that they messed up with the time.
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They went a year later as opposed to 10 seconds or a minute later.
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That's a really interesting concept, right?
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Yeah, I mean, it makes it's just very well.
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And again, that's how time works for me, isn't it?
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You know, they could go off for what is perceived as Rose and the doctor for five years and
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then come back and it was only gone 10 seconds.
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I think that's the coolest thing.
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That's the thing I really couldn't get my head around.
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You know, and again, how the second episode ended.
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It was like, wow, that yeah, that makes sense.
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They literally could come back 10 seconds later and then they could have had six seasons
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worth of content.
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Adventures, yeah.
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That's it.
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So I like that.
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I've got to say, though, Rosie's mom had the best line in any episode so far where she
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goes up and she's like, you're a doctor, stitch this and just absolutely slaps the doctor.
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I just like that is brilliant.
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I'm now going to start using that in my life because I feel like that is something I need
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to, you know, if you're a doctor, stitch this.
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Yeah, that's what it is.
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Yeah, I think we found that the doctor is not, no, I don't, I put looking good for 900
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years old.
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No, it wasn't the doctor.
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He was the doctor.
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It was established that he's 900 years old.
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I'm not sure you may have to correct me on this one, but he's I mean, does he count when
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he regenerates?
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Because I know that he regenerates.
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That's something I know.
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It is completely unknown.
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He's throughout like, um, Eccleston and Tennant is pretty consistent.
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His age, he's tends to be pretty consistent.
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And then when Moffat takes over, it's just all over the place.
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He's been alive for a thousand years, 900 years, 10, like all over the place.
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So his age isn't really a thing.
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But yeah, throughout Russell's era, he tends to keep on referring to himself as about 900
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years old.
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Okay, cool.
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So yeah, so it's not, I mean, does that count in the regeneration?
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So let's say if he regenerates, he still counts him.
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So he doesn't start from one again or does he start from one again?
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I don't, I don't know.
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I thought that might be actually a good way around it because every doctor does give different,
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like it's so inconsistent.
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Maybe that is the answer, but yeah, it's never sort of, or to date, it hasn't really been
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revealed yet.
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But yeah, I think for the purpose of these series, he's about 900 years old.
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Can we speak that bit when he's on the rooftop with Rose and they're talking about the age
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and everything.
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I love that she just goes, you're so gay.
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I'm like, oh yeah, this is, yeah, this is a 20 year old TV program.
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Yeah.
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I remember now.
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Yeah.
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I mean, there's certain things, you know, you watch and I know that things have kind
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of moved on and everything for the better, my eyes, you know, but you do get now and
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again, it just like you, you almost like wince, didn't you?
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You just think, oh yeah, that's, you know, especially the BBC as well, you know,
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But that threw me, that threw me because Russell is gay.
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Russell is like a big activist in the gay community and he's gay himself.
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So I looked up and he did, there's an interview where he says he just included it because
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that's how people spoke back then.
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Not an insult.
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That's just, people would say that if you came, like, you know, we were at school at
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this time, if you'd have come in with like a bright pink rucksack or something, we'd
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have gone, look at you, that's gay.
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If you did something uncool, it would be gay.
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah.
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It's, it's a very, I mean, you know, kind of without devianting too much, Only Fools
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on Horses actually kind of portrayed this the best because if you watch some of the
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first kind of episodes in the Only Fools on Horses, they do use some, you know, terms
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and they do use language today that isn't appropriate now.
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Yes.
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However, as time went on, because of course, Only Fools on Horses ran for a while, and
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I'm assuming this is the same with Doctor Who as well, as it went on, of course, you
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know, things changed and you know, what people couldn't say and everything like that kind
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of progressed.
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You then noticed that they kind of, they actually tailor the characters, the way that they speak,
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like they'd actually speak like someone that was there and then rather than speaking like
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someone that was in the past and going, oh, well, you know, we're just keeping up tradition
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and everything.
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They, they progress the characters forward with the times.
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Yeah.
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Especially when you've got a character like Del Boy who is so desperate to fit in with
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whatever's called at the time.
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Yeah.
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It totally makes sense.
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No, that's it.
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That's it.
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And again, it's one of those things like, you know, us looking back in 2004, you know,
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at 2005, people would have said that all the time.
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Yeah, exactly.
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You know, it was just, it was just the common thing, you know?
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And it's just, you know, it's not, put it this way, it's not the end of the world because
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it, you know, it could, it could just be that, you know, actually it's a compliment, but
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at the same time, it's probably not.
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If, if I was, if I was going to head for a bet, she probably used that as an insult rather
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than a compliment, but hey, is what it is.
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Yeah.
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So, uh, how good does that crash look as well though?
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Yeah.
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I mean, the, the, the, the, the, like, it was, I've got to say the CGI for the spaceship
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going through big Ben was very good.
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I, I, I've got to say for a BBC, uh, you know, series that didn't have the biggest budget
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in the world, you can tell that they went, you know, they, they just put, they, they
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went all in and they went, well, we're going to make this a big CGI thing.
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We're going to try and get as many people in as possible and then further down the line,
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we'll try and keep them in.
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And I've got to say, it looks incredible.
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The only weird thing is though, when the spaceship crashed, I'm sure it made a truck hall.
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I did pick up on that as well.
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And of course watching the series, I mean, I've had to take a few notes out of, you know,
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kind of out of my notes because, you know, it was just like, there was a few things I
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was like, Oh, well, you know, why didn't, why didn't the spaceship just landed the river
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before of course, you know, further down the line, you find that it's a, it's an entire
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plot and that's why I didn't.
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Yes.
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But it was just like things, things like that.
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But the only thing I couldn't work out is I was like these aliens, they've got all of
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this, you know, kind of access to intergalactic technology and yet they put a truck on a crash
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in the spaceship.
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Couldn't work that one out.
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But anyway, so that's, yeah, so that's, that's that.
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But yeah, no, the, the only thing that actually, in fact, I didn't actually have time to do
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it, but the army pull up when, when the first, yeah, when the spaceship crashes, everything
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goes into lockdown, the inverted commerce, the crack team of the soldiers turn up and
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there's, there's a number on the side of a truck, which is, they don't really do it anymore.
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Or at least I've not seen it, but you know, it's like sometimes they're like, Oh, how's
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my driving?
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And you had a number on there.
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Well, one of them turned up on the side and it had that on the side.
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I was like, is that a thing that they'd actually would have put on a truck?
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Or was that just that they borrowed someone's truck and they couldn't like take it over
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or something?
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Good question.
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Yeah.
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You didn't call it, no?
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Didn't call it because it was an 0800 number.
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And to be honest, you know, it's 0800 numbers are expensive now.
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You're not ready to invest in the podcast that much yet.
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Oh, well, you know, I mean, like it's anybody's listening that wants to sponsor and you know,
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enable me to ring an 0800 number to find out it's just actually a number that doesn't work.
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You know, please feel free.
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But now it almost, I didn't have time.
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I just ran out of time.
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Cause I, the problem is, is I wanted to watch the two episodes as close together as possible.
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Yeah.
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Cause I didn't want to leave as much time, you know, I wanted to go straight off the
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bat and I literally only did it a couple of days ago.
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So I haven't really had time to kind of miss just, I've got to get the episodes, watch
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got to watch them.
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And as I said, wanted to watch them back to back, which, which I'm glad I did with fairness.
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Yeah.
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No, no, good.
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I just want to say is what the Big Ben thing, not CGI, they use miniatures and they smashed
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the miniature.
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That's how they did it.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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I thought that was pretty cool.
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No CGI for that Big Ben crash.
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It's interesting because that didn't look like, I wouldn't, again, I know the time has
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passed on since the, you know, the original Star Wars films, but you can tell that they're
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miniatures.
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Yes.
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You know, the way they move is very stop motion and everything like that.
465
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But that didn't, that Big Ben and the spaceship didn't actually look like kind of figurines
466
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:34,240
or anything.
467
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:35,240
They are fair play to them.
468
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:36,240
They've done that really well.
469
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:37,240
Yeah.
470
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:38,240
Yeah.
471
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,240
It looks really cool.
472
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:40,240
Right.
473
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,800
So moving on, what did you think of like all the news reports and everything?
474
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:43,800
Brilliant.
475
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:44,800
Blue Peter was on there as well.
476
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:45,800
You know, you got to love it.
477
00:22:45,800 --> 00:22:46,800
Old style 2005 style Blue Peter.
478
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:47,800
I love it.
479
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:48,800
I think that's brilliant.
480
00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:56,080
And again, it's how I remember the news being like back in 2005.
481
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:57,080
You know, that was the thing.
482
00:22:57,080 --> 00:23:01,040
I mean, nowadays when they're like kind of, you know, kind of shipping a body away from
483
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,920
a scene or saying all that, they put screens up and everything.
484
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:04,920
But not back then.
485
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:05,920
They were, you know, the journalists were everywhere.
486
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:06,920
They were like, yeah, go on.
487
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:11,800
We're going to hide in the bin or like literally going on the crane or something just to get
488
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:12,800
the shot.
489
00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:13,800
And they'd be like, yeah, put it on TV.
490
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:18,440
That's that's what nobody's ever going to get that kind of emotional trauma for that.
491
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:22,880
I love the idea that they just left the nearest bridge open and you've just got the punters
492
00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:23,880
on this bridge.
493
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:24,880
You've got to lose count.
494
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:25,880
I'm like, come on.
495
00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,800
That would so not happen if that was the case.
496
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:29,800
Oh, yeah.
497
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:30,800
Oh, yeah.
498
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:31,800
For sure.
499
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:33,800
Especially when London's like completely, I mean, London's grid lots are the best at
500
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:34,800
times.
501
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,840
But, you know, the fact that they couldn't drive anywhere, it's just like, how did so
502
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,840
many people get on the bridge?
503
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:43,920
And so I'll go on, mate.
504
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:47,920
I was to say, there's one there's one newscaster run along and he's just like, look, the taxi
505
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:48,920
stopped.
506
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:49,920
We got to go.
507
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,040
And he's just running along with his cameraman behind him, just legging it through the streets
508
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,480
of London to make it to the bridge.
509
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:56,400
You know, it's yeah, they made me chuckle.
510
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:57,600
So this will make you laugh.
511
00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:02,880
The reason that whenever you see the news or Blue Peter and stuff, it's like a filming
512
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:08,240
of a TV rather than like the news report actually being on the screen is because there's a law
513
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:14,080
or there was a law in place at the time where you couldn't like in an entertainment show,
514
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:18,680
you couldn't broadcast a fake news because there was a fear that people would believe
515
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:19,680
it was real.
516
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:23,760
So the way to get around it was you'd have to film it on the telly on the TV.
517
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:29,120
I can love that is just the most ridiculous rule I've ever fucking heard.



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